A minimum wage quickie,

You know why should the use of "minimum wage" be limited to money? I mean if there is a poor person out there who drives a clunker of a car, shouldn't we feel sorry for him and institute a policy called "minimum car"? Yes it is ridiculous, but no more so than minimum wage. We could say that everyone should at least have a Pontiac. I hope this illustrates to you, why minimum wage is a bad idea.